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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

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Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2650
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mines Excavated:	3847	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

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Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

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Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6742
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	229	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Animals Bred:	86
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

—-> mc.mineverso.com <—- JavaServer always updated, lag-free and a staff attentive to your needs. We currently have 5 modalities: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyWars, Vanilla and CTW.—-> mc.mineverso.com <—- Bedrock -> Puerto: 19132

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Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	7011
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Farms Harvested:	308	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

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Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8878
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

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Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8720
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

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BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8389
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	336
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

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Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4401
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

play.arcturusmc.xyz

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3558
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Emeralds Found:	1928
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

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BossCraft

Creative, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9505
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5929
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

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Poke Odyssey

Economy, PvE

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5469
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Star Shards Collected:	280	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Potions Brewed:	80	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Hunts, Global Trade System, Safari, Events, Tournaments, Wondertrade, Skills. Play to win with player ran gyms & shops

170.205.24.67:25568

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3012
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

play.niftymc.com

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3492
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Enchantments Applied:	121
Villages Defended:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Potions Brewed:	91
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

cobble.pokeclash.com

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	497
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

aztecmc.org

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4620
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9960	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Invisible Walls Found:	2

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

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