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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1163
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Star Shards Collected:	125	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Towns Built:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

New Minecraft Servers

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Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom mods that will have you laughing until you cry.

Join our community of misfits and meme lords as we build the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. From a giant toilet castle to a rollercoaster made entirely of cheese, the possibilities are endless.

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Mud MC Skyblock

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9210
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Mud MC is a non pay to win Skyblock server with custom plugins and active admins! Join now at mud-mc.com or our store at store.mud-mc.net Hope to see you soon!

mud-mc.com

Mayhem Network

Pixelmon

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Potions Brewed:	124
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Here at Mayhem Network we pride ourselves on offering quality content for all players to utilise on our server. We offer content such as: Monthly Tournaments with payouts and cool rewards Custom Weekly events with rewards Daily Rewards for playing on the server Boss raids to participate with others against to earn rewards Daily quests Battle passes that reward you as you earn points toward it Shards Pixelmon Auras Pokehunt [b]Shiny starters[b]

mc-mayhemnetwork.com

Terona network

Adventure, amazing, Community, more, Skills

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8646
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Embark on an incredible journey within the realms of Terona, where adventure and camaraderie await you. Our server is meticulously crafted to offer a variety of captivating gameplay modes, ensuring there’s something for every kind of player.

Survival Wonderland

Venture into our sprawling Survival world, where endless possibilities await. Gather resources, construct breathtaking structures, and connect with fellow players in a land ripe for exploration and conquest.

KitPvP Showdown

Engage in thrilling battles within our action-packed KitPvP arena. Customize your kits, hone your combat skills, and rise to the top of the leaderboard as you compete against others in fast-paced, player-versus-player combat.

Arcade Adventures

Indulge in a world of whimsical entertainment in our Arcade zone. Take on a variety of exciting mini-games, puzzles, and challenges, putting your skills and wits to the test while bonding with fellow players.

Community Unity

At Terona Network, we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you, ensuring your time on the server is as enjoyable and hassle-free as possible.

Safety & Protection

Your safety is our utmost priority. Our server is fortified with advanced anti-DDoS technology, guaranteeing a secure and stable environment. Rest assured, your creations and progress are shielded from harm.

Lag-Free Enjoyment

We understand the importance of a seamless gaming experience. Our server is optimized to provide you with smooth gameplay, ensuring you’re fully immersed in the captivating worlds we’ve meticulously crafted.

Join the Terona Network Today!

Whether you’re an intrepid explorer, a fierce PvP enthusiast, or a lover of challenges, Terona Network has something exceptional in store for you. Join our server today and become part of the Terona family!

terona.org

2Dimensions 2Dimensions Minecraft server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5055
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	218	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Animals Bred:	76	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Chimeras Created:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

The owner of the server “2Dimensions 2Dimensions” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

2d2d.org

Haldor

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ores Mined:	3150
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Emeralds Found:	2435	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Haldor is a survival server. We welcome all ranges of players hope you enjoy our community. Come play on Haldor today!

Latest Semi-Vanilla Survival with Carpet Mod AutoCrafters, Renewable Sand, Homes, Land claiming and so much more!

mc.haldor.xyz

Stardestroyer

Hardcore

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5462
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Animals Bred:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	12

we have a great comunity come join it you can stream on it and we have good gear to start u guys / girls out.

213.186.34.121:25616

❤️ToffiCraft❤️ Survival, BedWars, Vulture⭐ 1.8-1.20+ Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2142
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

??? QUESTS, TRADERS, CASES, FREE DONATION – /FREE, THERE WAS A SUMMER WIPE AND A GLOBAL UPDATE???

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Terra Mater

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Farms Harvested:	937

Terra Mater is a Towny Survival Server using a 1:500 scale map of planet Earth! You arrive at Vallar, who are looking for adventurers like you to help explore, settle and prosper in the newly discovered world named ‘Earth’.

Complete quests to earn cash, items, and access to certain features! Player warps available!

The economy is player-driven, and it encouraged that players buy and sell from each other, as the market prices in Vallar are expensive.

play.terramater-mc.com:25625

EmPvP

PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7316
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Just a shop based pvp server, you get a basic kit, get diamonds on kills and emeralds from generators, you can covert each one to the other. Buy items with your diamonds and emeralds to get better and more powerfull and have fun.

We don’t expect you to buy it, but we have a supporter rank available at: empvp.tebex.io

51.38.196.67:25598

Chillin smp

Buycraft, Economy, Events, Golden Shovel, Grief Prevention, Gyms, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Reforged, PvE, Towny

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9638
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Hello, and thank you very much for checking us out!

We are a Pixelmon: Reforged server. We noticed that a lot of other Pixelmon servers had one thing in common: They all would influence Pay to Win behavior. Here in Chillin’ SMP, we proudly say that you and other players won’t have to spend anything to get ahead! If we do add such an option, it would help the whole server at the time, rather than just the individual.

On Chillin’ SMP, we plan on aiming higher! We still are making them and such, and are looking for more individuals who would like to provide a bit of a challenge! Or perhaps you would want to challenge them instead? In this world, it’s up to you, and we hope you’ll find what you’re looking for!

Don’t forget to also join in on the discord! We’re pretty active there when we hang out!

51.81.13.179:25584

Flagroynt – Survival server Minecraft server

Parkour

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6877
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Towns Built:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Survival and much more

flagroynt.mclan.ru

Funworld

PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4538
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Mines Excavated:	2036	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

A throwback to old school no frills Minecraft. Raw survival without all the bells and whistles and everything given to players on a silver platter. We are a new java server based on the FunWorld MCPE server going strong since 2014. A work in progress, but feel free to come and play Survival and get started early.

funworld.world

Unecraft server

Bosses, Cracked, Custom, Dungeons, No Premium, Pve Survival, PvP Survival, Rankup, RPG, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1020
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	250
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

We are a collaborative, creative and innovative Spanish-speaking community, find adventure companions, game guides and a lot of fun immersed in an open world where you can express your ideas and leave your mark

Join now and be part of this great community!

IP: mc.unecraft.coDiscord: https://unecraft.co/discord

mc.unecraft.co

Naze Mine Server Minecraft server Minecraft

Clans, Donations, Pirate, Prison, Private, Survival, Weddings

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7076
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

The owner of the server “Naze Mine Minecraft Server” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

45.93.200.11:25587

CynicalMC

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2908
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Buildings Constructed:	46	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

CynicalMC is a thriving Minecraft Skyblock community that has been around since 2016. We strive to offer the #1 Minecraft experience to our members, Come join in the fun on one of our realms!We have a unique Minecraft Skyblock experience, where you can get payouts, for a top placement in the leaderboard in the end of the season.Play with your friends on your own island, sell stuff and be the richest.Open crates, complete quests, or the skypass to get new items.Or join the PvP Arena, where you can fight for exclusive stuff.And dont forget to join the discord, to participate in exclusive giveaways and events.

play.cynicalmc.net