haha i hate myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Astral Projections Made:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

New Minecraft Servers

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Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom mods that will have you laughing until you cry.

Join our community of misfits and meme lords as we build the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. From a giant toilet castle to a rollercoaster made entirely of cheese, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you!

Dynamite Studios

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ores Mined:	8649

We auto-spectate players and broadcast the game to Twitch. See yourself at https://www.twitch.tv/dynamite_studios

We let players join our live streams. We even let our players guest host our Twitch stream.

We run competitions and giveaways. Check us out on Twitter for details: https://twitter.com/DynamiteBuild

Custom Plug-ins, Balanced Economy, Stimulus Package (exclusive plugin), Land Claims, Shops, Roads

Coming soon, never before seen minigames.

Current as of 2021-01-21

mc.dynamite.gg

VANILLA EXEN Opening a server Without privileges Minecraft server

Cities, Magic, Shop

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	5792	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Love Letters Sent:	17	Magic Items Found:	2383
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4

Opening a vanilla server without privileges!

Version 1.8 – 1.20*

play.exenmc.ru

Stackcraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7119
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	477
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

A new and innovative, survival focused Minecraft network. Our goal is to create a unique and fun experience for old and new Minecraft players. Stackcraft offers a big variety of content, with frequent updates to ensure that you always stay engaged in the gameplay and enjoy the experience.

stackcraft.aternos.me

Caveblock

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skills, Skyblock, Unique

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

NO P2W

BEDROCK IP: 144.217.29.224

Unique alternate skyblock, CAVEBLOCK. Instead making a home in the sky, you make a home in a cave, digging your space out. Server feature with over 200 CUSTOM ENCHANTS, UNIQUE PLAYER SKILLS, SHOPS, AUCTIONS, PLAYER CHEST SHOPS , UNIQUE INTERFACE AND GUI , and more to come! JAVA and BEDROCK are able to join with each other!

https://discord.gg/r6cSSTatWR

caveblock.world

EpicDupes

MCMMO

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3432
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Votes:	7944	Villages Defended:	10

Epic Dupes is a fun dupe server where you can dupe your held item with /dupe you can also get random items with /togglerandomitems there is also multiple warps one of them being /warp mob where you kill mobs to get command blocks and then trade command blocks for multiple different items at the shopkeepers. There is also a fun avatar plugin where you can use multiple different skills to fight players. There is also another really fun plugin! called SlimeFun its quite hard to use so if you want a tutorial just search one up on youtube it has good and fun pvp items and armour and you have to grind to get them. Will you be the best duper out there!

EpicDupes.minehut.gg

UBERCRAFT Minecraft server

Skyblock

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3912
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dimension Hops:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Hello my dear friend!

There are plans to create a large number of servers for a variety of players.

# Skyblock is not only a test of survival, but also an opportunity to show your imagination and creativity. Build the most impressive buildings, create unique farms and gardens, bring the island to life and make it unique and attractive to other players.

mr.ubercraft.xyz

Pent Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4858
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99

anarchy noun \ ˈa-nər-kē Definition: A: a state of lawlessness or political disorder due to the absence of governmental authority. B: a utopian society of individuals who enjoy complete freedom without government – Merriam-Webster

Enter Pent Anarchy, a server full of potential, good and bad. Visit the Nether, fight the Ender Dragon, defeat the Wither, go exploring in the deepest darkest caves, forge alliances and factions, use hack clients, go exploring to the farthest reaches of the world! We don’t care as long as it is done on Pent, and when the time comes, remember:

Chaos, Anarchy, Creation.

eilytrak.aternos.me

Denhaagmc

Fake Minetopia, Minetopia

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4887
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	302	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

denhaagmc.serv.nu

Starshipsmp

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5220
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Starshipsmp is a survival multiplayer. We have a variety of things to make the experience much better than an ordinary Survival mc server. For example Skills, up to two thousand people can join, new updates every signal month, discord, and etc.! Remember when you are on any server that me and my team make (this enclouds discord ) follow the rules! Stay safe and have fun!!!!!!!!!!!!

Starshipsmp.aternos.me

❤️ FREE DONATION FOR PARKOUR 1.12 – 1.20 ⭐ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, Clans, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Fly, Free Admin, Herobrine, License, Naruto, No Donations, No pvp, No Registration, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Survival, Without Launcher

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4506
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	6496	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

A good project for people whose financial savings leave much to be desired. On this server you can get the privilege completely free of charge by completing a small quest in the form of parkour jumping (/warp hack). For those for whom this is not enough, the server also has paid donation privileges. But even in this case, most of them cost less than 100 rubles!

The server contains most of the entertainment, as well as unique gadgets with which you can create Pets, Cloaks, Wings and Discos right at spawn.

The server is perfectly optimized for gaming without lags or interruptions. TPS Always 20.00 under any load, ping to the server varies from 30 to 80 depending on the location. The server is located in Poland, so all CIS countries will be able to play without long delays.

droidmine.ru

Winds Anarchy

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9922
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Crops Grown:	8631	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

We plan to make English Translation for the server message, join our discord for updates.

Winds Anarchy A 1.20.2 anarchy server of minecraft

Features: Allow 1.7.2 – 1.20.2 to join Recommend to use 1.20.2 to join server Extreme high performance with 19-20 TPS and no lag Allow to cheat or hack, only limit flight, timer and etc. Cracked or Online acccounts are both ok.

IP>> breeze.asia

breeze.asia

Oasis craft

Antigrief, Arena Pvp, bedrock, Beta, Chestshop, Economy, java, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5734
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Welcome to Oasis Craft! Here we have an anti grief survival server, both with a kind community and caring staff. Come join us for a fun time! We take players opinions very seriously as well, join our discord at http://discord.gg/TjuGB7uEts to stay updated on any announcements/updates we may have!

play.oasiscraft.club

Cryptic Worlds

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1435
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mines Excavated:	1970	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Hi, it’s finally time our server is ready so that it can be accessed by players and I want to welcome you, Now the question arises as to why it should be entered, I now tell you why:

– You don’t have to pay real money to buy something from us. – The server protects you well – Flying is always possible – There are some games with rewards (so far it’s just a jump game) – You can take jobs to get some money – The plots are really big (80 X 80) – If you don’t want to use property, there is also a Suvival card. – Your buildings on the Surival map are relatively safe. – Forum

cryptic.cyberdeath.de

VanillaBox VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Runes Activated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Votes:	1111

The owner of the “VanillaBox VANILLA SURVIVAL” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mro.vanillaboxmc.ru

OldSchoolFactions

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2242
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Buildings Constructed:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

– REALBUBBAMC – The way Minecraft Factions servers used to be!!

REALBUBBAMC is an old-school factions server dedicated to bringing back the classic, longer term, and less restrictive Factions experience. Running on one of the best cannoning JARs out there, along with a simple and streamlined set of plugins, our server is set to satisfy the desire to play Factions the way it used to be, and is meant to be played. MAP LENGTH: 1 Year MAX FACTION SIZE: 30 F TOP REWARDS: $50 IN-GAME RANK WITH COSMETICS FOR ALL FACTION MEMBERS

realbubba.com