/Haha/ I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8689
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	823	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2676
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	119	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10

New Minecraft Servers

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NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3263
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Votes:	4441
Farms Harvested:	168	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

play.niftymc.com

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Towns Built:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92

cobble.pokeclash.com

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8682	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

aztecmc.org

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Buildings Constructed:	33
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

play.wavymc.fun

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5548
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

ms.mineglobe.org

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7730
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

50kilo.org

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2304
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

org.berrysmp.net

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

play.originsreborn.org

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	194
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

play.battleasya.com

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9626
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7045
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Star Shards Collected:	279
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

playwavecraft.net

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1582
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

play.squirtlesquadmc.com

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7631
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Animals Bred:	95
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

play.exeoscraft.com

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3581
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	216
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

play.cropied.com

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2309
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Chimeras Created:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

play.kchscraft.net

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6935
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Dimension Hops:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

munchymc.com