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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with shenanigans, pranks, and outrageous adventures.

Ever wanted to fish while possessed by a ghost? Well, now you can on our server! We have a special event where you can fish for haunted fish that will possess you and make you do crazy things in-game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Roadkill Race, where players compete to see who can run over the most animals in a set amount of time. It’s a hilarious and chaotic event that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground society called the Posshouse, where players gather to plot world domination and pull off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter the Posshouse, there’s no turning back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now at posscraft: 51.79.108.212 and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Crops Grown:	5187
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BoppleMC

Mini Games

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Server [1.16 – 1.20] with a small community trying to entertain and have fun, we hope you enjoy it a lot <3

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

MineVillage is a new Minecraft network offering unique survival experiences. We’re currently offering two unique game modes. Oneblock & Earth.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8782
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Vexius Minecraft Server Explore Three Unique Server Types: Creative 1.20.1, Skyblock 1.17.2, Survival 1.20.1 Join with any version 1.12.2-1.20.1 Creative Server Features: Free WorldEdit & VoxelSniper, GoPaint & GoBrush, Plots. Survival Server Highlights: Bosses & Mobapocalypses, Player Markets & MiniGames, Daily Quests & Fishing Tournaments, GriefPrevention & Towny. Skyblock Server Excitement: Experience Slimefun – A Major Game-Changer!, Generate Ores & Participate in Envoys, Take on Challenges & Epic Dragon Fights Discord: https://discord.gg/9ZdE8Ek IP: vexius.org Experience the best of Minecraft at Vexius!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Emeralds Found:	4356

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.