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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with shenanigans, pranks, and outrageous adventures.

Ever wanted to fish while possessed by a ghost? Well, now you can on our server! We have a special event where you can fish for haunted fish that will possess you and make you do crazy things in-game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Roadkill Race, where players compete to see who can run over the most animals in a set amount of time. It’s a hilarious and chaotic event that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground society called the Posshouse, where players gather to plot world domination and pull off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter the Posshouse, there’s no turning back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now at posscraft: 51.79.108.212 and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Pathis Orb

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Anomaly

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

sleep

Anarchy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ores Mined:	9827
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MEGA Planet

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to the MEGA Planet server, where you can access a wide variety of modalities and play with one of the best Spanish-speaking Minecraft communities.1.8 -> 1.20.2 – Survival, Factions, Creative, SkyBlock, SkyWars, TheTowers, KitPvP, BedWars… And much more!Are you going to miss it? Ip Java: mc.megaplanet.net Ip Bedrock: mc.megaplanet.net:19132

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

efCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4534	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SkyEmpire

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to SkyEmpire, the ultimate Minecraft SkyBlock experience! Embark on a skyward journey like never before on our dedicated Java server at play.skyempire.org. SkyEmpire is not just a server; it’s a thriving community where players can forge alliances, conquer challenges, and build their empires in the vastness of the sky.Endless Skies Await You: Dive into a breathtaking world suspended in the clouds, where islands float high above the ground. With limited resources and challenging terrain, your creativity and resilience will be put to the test.Challenges and Achievements: Take on unique challenges and complete achievements to earn rewards, expand your island, and rise to the top. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or part of a powerful alliance, there’s always something new to strive for.PvP Battles and Alliances: Engage in epic player versus player battles or form alliances with other players to dominate the SkyEmpire. Work together to conquer the toughest challenges and establish your dominance in the sky.Customizable Islands: Build and customize your floating island to reflect your style and creativity. From humble beginnings to towering fortresses, the sky is the limit when it comes to creating your own unique haven in the clouds.Economy and Trading: Establish a thriving economy by trading resources with other players. The sky is a bustling marketplace where you can buy and sell to grow your wealth and enhance your island.Events and Community: Join regular events and connect with the vibrant SkyEmpire community. Whether it’s participating in special challenges or attending in-game festivities, there’s always something exciting happening in the skies.Join Us Today: Don’t miss out on the SkyEmpire experience! Connect to our Java server at play.skyempire.org and start your skyward adventure now. Gather your friends, form alliances, and become the ruler of the skies on SkyEmpire!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

In the legendary realm of Caeda, the continent of Ilias unfolds like a tapestry of uncharted wonders and age-old secrets.Beneath the vigilant gaze of sun and moon, enchanting magic courses through the land, bestowed upon mages who draw their power from enigmatic enchanted items and relics. Amidst the rich tapestry of diverse cultures and intricately woven lore, intrepid heroes rise to claim their destinies upon the untamed frontier of Ilias.Within this medieval roleplay, your very path awaits, a canvas on which to paint the essence of Light, embracing the ethereal grace of Life Gods, or perhaps surrendering to the allure of shadow cast by enigmatic Anti-Gods. With the advent of the peerless Caeda Engine, a masterpiece of custom code, your journey is yours to mold, a realm where history unspools with each valorous stride. Embark now upon this epic saga, for the gates to closed beta stand ajar, where the threads of legends await your skilled hands to be woven into an immortal tapestry.Gird your spirit and seize this chance to join the resplendent symphony of adventurers, congregating in the hallowed halls of Discord, where the grand opus of your own tale in Caeda begins.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

WolfRealmsReborn

MCMMO, Survival

Wolf Realms Reborn is a returning server from the early days of survival multiplayer. Equipped with custom plugins and new hunger for the hunt, Wolf Realms Reborn is a truly unique experience. Join us under the moon where our songs serenade the stars and make their light dance. Kindness and respect hold the pack together and leave hate in the dust as we run. Enjoy a carefree environment with keep inventory on and pvp restricted, as well as land claiming enabled. We are excited to meet you!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	7511	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Reality3Farms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Reality3 Farms! Welcome To Reality3 Farms! THIS SERVER IS NOT PAY TO WIN!!! This is a farming server where its addictive and fun to play with your friends in a rank based server! Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565 Use any version of minecraft to join! This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.This brand new server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you! Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future, We officially opened on September 2 2023On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, if you are happy to be one of the first people in the minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming landThis server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Lvl7 and up gets /fly, we only accept “tip” type donations but this server is fully free to play and free to win the gameplay is endless with a strong focus on freedom within Minecraft with a Farming theme!We are transparent with our plugins, These include: ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPreventionJetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRVOtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote Ultracosmetics Jobs! PlayerVaults Latest update: Added PlayerVaults!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	497

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

## Explore Endless Worlds on TurtleCraftNetwork: New Skyblock & More!**Unleash your inner explorer and conquer endless possibilities on TurtleCraftNetwork, a Minecraft network where adventure awaits around every corner!****Craft your own island paradise in our brand new Skyblock server:*** Soar skyward on your floating island, gather resources, and build your dream kingdom in the clouds.* Conquer challenging mob encounters and unlock unique rewards as you master the art of Skyblock survival.* Team up with fellow adventurers or chart your own course in this thrilling new world.**But Skyblock is just the beginning! Dive into a diverse network of exciting experiences:*** **Bustling Survival servers:** Build, explore, and thrive in vibrant communities where creativity knows no bounds.* **Thrilling PvP arenas:** Hone your combat skills and test your mettle in heart-pounding battles.* **And more!** New gamemodes and surprises are constantly being added to keep your adventures fresh.**Forge lasting friendships and find your place in a welcoming community:*** Join events, collaborate on projects, and share your passion for Minecraft with like-minded players.**Don’t miss out on the endless fun! Join TurtleCraftNetwork today and:*** **Conquer your own Skyblock island** and claim your place in the clouds.* **Explore a vast network** of diverse Minecraft experiences.* **Become part of a vibrant and welcoming community.****Join the Adventure Now!*** **Discord:** https://discord.gg/vC5T5hm8qn* **Bedrock IP:** play.turtlecraftsmp.com:25582* **Java IP:** play.turtlecraftsmp.com**Start your epic journey on TurtleCraftNetwork and see where your imagination takes you!**

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	116

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.