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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3877
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

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Infinity Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5606
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Buildings Constructed:	40
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Potions Brewed:	191
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Dragons Tamed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Survival Custom non-premium Bedrock and Java server, we have a bench, protection blocks, new rpg armor, crates, jobs, clan war, fishing system, bar, auctions, missions, votes, dungeons, pvp arena, rank up, marketplace , fishing and among other things.

play.infinitycraftnet.com

MatriLand

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3106
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Villages Defended:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

play.matriland.net:25655

Epirate

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5915
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	1951

What can Epirate offer? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Build your own Town and Nation Create your own Block-Built ships Wage Wars against other towns and Nations Guns, Custom Medieval Weapons, PotPVP Live Map of Europe you can view on your browser Custom Hats for Combat Sea Monsters! Cannons and Naval Regions Missions, Seasons, Temperature And so much more i can’t fit in here! Discord – https://discord.gg/c99g8N2zvw

epirate.usga.me:33181

FoundersMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9450
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

foundersmc.survival-zone.com

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3207
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

mc.duskraft.com

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5830
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

147.135.31.189

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Runes Activated:	7
Mines Excavated:	2599	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

mc.noxian.xyz

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7217
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Animals Bred:	154	Enchantments Applied:	217
Dimension Hops:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

join.smp.cafe

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9799
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Players Killed by Monsters:	2655	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Enchantments Applied:	243
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

join.minevibe.fun

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4467
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	6333	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.voidrealms.net

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5233
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	236	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

pr2.pumpkraft.net

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2365
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Buildings Constructed:	21
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Enchantments Applied:	79	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

play.pixelgrew.net

PortalMC

Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8129
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Potions Brewed:	84	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

portalmc.lat:25572

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	454	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Play.dsbm.uk

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1388
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

dinosmp.net