Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	238
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Crops Grown:	4079	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5121
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Void Armor Forged:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	70
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

cube-nation.de

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5143
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Emeralds Found:	6084
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Star Shards Collected:	250
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Divine Spears Created:	21
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

simplyvanilla.co

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9977
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	310	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Emeralds Found:	4645	Holy Grails Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

play.projectazoth.net

Megga-CRAFT

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	31
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

play.megga-craft.com

Elite Rabbit

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4159
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

Server Elite Rabbit is a Vietnamese SMP server with slightly PVE-oriented gameplay, with countless attractive features such as “Elite Mobs, Jobs, Player Shop, Player Warps,…”.The best thing about Elite Rabbit is ECONOMY. Yes, you read that right, the server is mainly developed by the community and everything revolves around MONEY. Having money is having everything.So what are you waiting for? Join the Server, and vote for us now to receive the most attractive rewards possible

eliterabbit.fun

HeadHunter PvP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1327
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3978
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Votes:	7447

The Finest PvP Experience on the List. Kits, Bounties, Combat Logging, Warps, Glass Wars, RTP, Clans, HeadDrops, and more! Our server is Cross-Platform which means you can play with Bedrock Players! Players from Switch, XBox, and PlayStation all spend time on our server, and you can too!

play.hhpvp.com

HitCraft

Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2247
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Hello welcome! HitCraft is a server based on Survival Custom version 1.19. Vote for our server to receive rewards that you can discover in the game.

mc.hitcraft.club

BadWolfMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7486
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults. With spacious build areas and carefully curated plugins, our server maintains the vanilla feel while adding a touch of fun and ensuring the safety of your creations. Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server, enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device, and find answers to all your questions on our helpful wiki.Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion. Guests are welcome to log in and explore, and once your application is approved, you’ll gain build permissions to bring your imagination to life. Discover the captivating world of BadWolfMC and let your creativity roam free!

play.badwolfmc.com

Infinity Nexus

Economy, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	558
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

“Infinity Nexus” started as a personal project for a small group of friends who are passionate about technology and Minecraft. It quickly turned into something that many other players wanted to experience. Incorporating popular mods like Mekanism and others, this modpack elevates Minecraft’s simple block world into a field of advanced technological innovations.

infinitynexus.com.br

FenixCraft

Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Farms Harvested:	488
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

We are a Minecraft Network, which aims to represent players addicted to this game, a new way of approaching the game, through different improvements to the game giving it a professional look, as well as perfect gameplay.Our mission is for you to have unlimited fun, we are waiting for you!

mc.fenixcraft.org

Hoobs Live

MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5413
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Animals Bred:	145
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Dragon Scales Harvested:	449

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft Servers? Is it putting you to sleep? Well, you’re in luck! Welcome to the worlds most interactive Minecraft server ever created. Hoobs brings you the best integration between your already favorite game and Youtube! You can play on our server by using the ip: hoobs.live or just hang out in the chat. There are tons of things to do in the chat, but the most important is to collect Hoob Loot! Get on our YouTube Channel and type !shop to get started.

hoobs.live

MineClick

Mini Games

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3621
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Dimension Hops:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121

MineClick is a unique Minecraft server that features an incremental/idle clicker gamemode. Start your adventure today by joining the server at play.mineclick.net– You are given your own island where you can mine special blocks. – For starters, every mined block gets you 1 gold. In order to speed up your progress you can upgrade your Pickaxe and hire workers that do the job for you. By upgrading your workers you increase their income rate. – There are also upgrades that you can do to your island which give a variety of perks such as worker efficiency increase or an additional Pickaxe. – When you’ve made enough gold you can unlock a new island which gives you an increase to global gold multiplier and new island upgrades. – You workers work even when you’re offline.

mc.mineclick.net

Nest Pig

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5448
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7800
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Void Armor Forged:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Survival Atena: Have fun in the biggest geopolitical survival in all of Brazil! It is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock, pirated and original versions, starting from version 1.16! Survival Atena offers everything a player could want, such as a unique system for creating cities and nations, mcmmo, custom texture, clans, wars, events, and many others! Don’t waste any more time and come play on Rede Pig

redepig.com

ClikaCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2135
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Potions Brewed:	170	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft multiplayer server, where fun and adventure are found around every corner! Immerse yourself in a unique survival that goes beyond convention. Experience a custom world full of surprises, from adorable pets to exciting classes with unique abilities. Discover chests full of treasure, navigate intuitive menus and unleash impressive power-ups. Protect your achievements and enjoy the gaming experience in a friendly and exciting environment! Join us on this epic journey, where creativity and camaraderie merge in the pixelated universe of Minecraft 1.17-1.20. Adventure awaits you!

play.clikacraft.net

HomesteadCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9241
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

HomesteadCraft is an RPG-inspired adult MC server with a vanilla-feel; think vanilla ice cream with sprinkles. Aurelium Skills- Introduces Skills and Stats into Minecraft! Acuteloot- Adds literally BILLIONS of unique named items. Outside of the RPG-inspired plugins, we also use a claims plugin. Since this is a grief-free server (see rules below), you can imagine this one helps prevent a LOT of things. We currently have a world border of 9k in each direction from spawn. With an admin team that strives to assure constant 20TPS, and a friendly and helpful mod team, we try to build a close-knit community of friends from all over the world who just want to hangout with other adults and play some Minecraft. 21+ because we’re not interested in dealing with kid-related drama. WHERE TO FIND US Join us at Homesteadcraft.mcserver.us RULES 1: Don’t be a D!/k. 2: 21+ only. 3: Even as an adult-only server, please limit profanity in chat. 4: Absolutely NO hateful or derogatory language will be tolerated.

homesteadcraft.mcserver.us