Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4841
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3539	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

FemboxSMP

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8698
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	1123	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27

What we offer:-> Your standard minecraft experience, enhanced with a ton of useful commands -> Trimmed down experience: No unnecessarily complex server structure -> McMMO -> Custom Quests -> Simple Rankup system through gameplay, we hate pay to win -> Inclusive community: we welcome everybody -> Memes: only the silliest of boykisser memes -> Player-driven economy: that’s how it works after all -> Events: win some in-game stuff and irl stuff, we do givewawaysThis server has only one goal: To be a safe-space. For those who feel insecure, for those who need a place to stay. We do not tolerate hate or discrimination. You are safe with us. This server exists to serve as a safe haven. It is entirely free. And it will stay that way.

femboxsmp.net

AxeCraft Network

Earth, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8080
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Farms Harvested:	109
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to AxeCraft Community! Now with Dungeons, MCMMO, Land Claim and more! A healthy community with 24/7 moderators assistance. Lively discord channel with many helpful players!

axecraft.xyz:19042

McDaily

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4832
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5570
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	140
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

mcDaily, the economy SMP community with skilled builders in all kinds of styles. Customization options to make your home feel truly yours. Engaging admins that actively play on the server and provide server updates frequently. Custom items to make your gameplay that much more enjoyable.Come hang out with our community, that’s friendly towards both more mature members as well as a safe place for our younger audience. Make sure to vote for mcDaily as we provide rewards that most other servers list as “premium or donator rank exclusives”.Want to know more about us, the server or perhaps jump right in? Check these out: Discord: https://discord.gg/JprbQW2qQW Website: www.mcdaily.online ip: play.mcdaily.online (we allow both java and bedrock, add :25565 at the end of ip for bedrock)

play.mcdaily.online

WAX

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2227
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Animals Bred:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

The World of Starknight is the oldest Xbox city server now on JAVA! We started our journey in 2012 building a grand city with an economy and intricate story mode. If that’s not your style we also offer a MMO economy survival world or a hardcore apocalypse survival where you have to survive through the ruins of a city fighting through hordes of zombies with guns! We’re a small team putting all this together so we are also looking for builders/admins!

wosk.revivehost.net

PryorSurvival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1765
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mines Excavated:	1136	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Hi! Come play survival with us! We welcome all with a well taken care of community, java and bedrock a like! Claims, No lag, active staff, New gamemodes, and in-game cosmetics! From seeing your in-game stats to starting the next big farm build! we have it all and would love for you to join us !Java Edition: pryormc.co Bedrock Edition: play.pryormc.co Port: 1913

pryormc.co

DonutSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8766
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

DonutSMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The donutsmp ip is donutsmp.net

donutsmp.net:23225

1Vie.fr

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6805
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

ANARCHY HARDCORE SERVER The Minecraft server 1Vie.fr offers you the opportunity to test your survival and adaptation skills in an ultra-hostile environment in a totally anarchic atmosphere. 1Vie.fr offers its members the opportunity to rediscover their primary instincts in an ultra hardcore game without plugins (100% Vanilla) and without life regeneration.VANILLA | 0 Plugins 1vie.fr is faithful to the unique Minecraft Vanilla survival experience. There are 0 plugins or mods that alter the basic gameplay experience that players are looking for. Quickly join a hostile world with other people. Will they be your allies? Or your enemies… It’s up to you!SURVIVAL | Hardly On your first login you will be randomly teleported to the pre-generated map. Find your wild instincts because here there is no room for error. The ultra-hardcore experience will not do you any favours. The first time you make a mistake, you’ll be kicked off the server.RELATION | Unpredictable Would you kill the first person you meet or would they kill you? If you were to meet a player, would they be a potential ally or prey? Are you being watched? These are the questions that you must continually ask yourself on 1Life.com and only you have the answers. We can only offer you the playground.Join the adventure: https://1vie.fr/en / IP: play.1vie.fr

play.1vie.fr

Raw Vanilla

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5105
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7713	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	326
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Notes: 100 Block Spawn Protection, Daily Backups!Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No LimitsServer Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading.Server Discord: https://discord.gg/UjXbz3rW

mc.twotimesacharm.com:25566

WolfyCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1074
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

»» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

> Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

> Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

> Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

> Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

138.201.55.234

MetaMechanists

PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8604
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Alien Abductions:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Love Letters Sent:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

play.metamechanists.org

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3650
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Void Gems Collected:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

mc.tacohaven.org

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5291
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

po3.craftersland.net

ColdNetwork

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9803
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magic Items Found:	7379

Social community, great gamemodes including: OPFactions, OPSkyBlock, KitMap, HCFactions and Practice. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have a good anticheat which IPbans and active staff members.

play.coldnetwork.net

Tekkit by CraftersLand Towns Clans

Economy, PvP, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3548
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	2733
Magic Items Found:	6264	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░> Server address: tekkit.craftersland.net:25567░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in DataCenter on a Dedicated Server in Canada near USA border. > Online 24/7. > MyTown Mod for land protection. > Economy, Server shops, Players Market, Rewards, Crates. > Clans, PvP. > Live Maps.

tekkit.craftersland.net:25567

Elitecraft Survival Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5889
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Star Shards Collected:	282
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

UK Minecraft Server – Slimefun, Economy, Games, Arenas, PvE, New Map, Land Claims, Quests, Pets, Ranks, Custom Items, Elevators, and more. Join our server now, and immerse yourself in the ultimate Minecraft experience! Here we have the best community in Minecraft.This is why we pride ourselves in having the perfect balance of players to make sure everyone feels at home. No matter who you are at what age, we are the place for you! Just follow the rules and have fun.Our server consists of multiple worlds first our Survival world is the primary world of EC. Founded in 2011, we now have years of experience. Here we provide a welcoming community for new and veteran players alike to build, enjoy and feel at home. We offer advanced grief protection including chest locks, user-based land protection, disabled explosions, map backups and if rollbacks, to undo grief if necessary. PvP is disabled everywhere Except in the nether and it is quick and easy to join and start building. At our Creative world, you can enjoy a fun Multiplayer creative experience with all your friends, with no grief. Additionally, we offer FULL creative mode, lots of protected land for anyone to claim, lots of permissions for players such as /warp, /tpa and /plot, a system which is guaranteed to prevent grief. Players can use almost every item the game has to offer, and even some World editing commands. Our SkyBlock world offers each player their own private SB island for them and their friends to build on. Here there is no grief or PvP, and an awesome economy so you can sell your junk for new equipment. —–

ec-mc.net