Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	702
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

KotB-MC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

mc.kotbgaming.net

Fermium MC

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	537
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2485	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

Looking for a fun, eventful, family-friendly Minecraft server?Well, look no further!This server includes land claiming, player shops, quest, player warps, tech automation, tool skins, pets, particles, custom deliveries, jobs and more!All obtainable just by playing!If you want more information regarding Fermium MC, just join our discord channel!Come have fun with us on the server join now!

play.fermium-mc.fun

KoscoLand

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	180
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

KoscoLand MinecraftServer Versions Java/Bedrock 1.8-1.20.X IP: koscoland.apexmc.co :25565 or *OFF*play.koscoland.ml :19132Welcome to KoscoLand by Hardcore Gaming a 24/7 Minecraft Paper Vanilla Server 24/7 We Have Survival, Creative, Hardcore, Factions Skyblock, Battleground, Adventure, Prison, Minigames and More. All Server Mobs set Hard PVP Enabled server has some plugins but most for mechanics not that game changing trying to stay Vanilla as Possible. Got Buys, Votes, Ranks, Discord, and More. Stop by to play all your Minecraft Multiplayer Game Modes on 1 server without switching to a new server Visit the website for more details www.hardcoregaming.online

koscoland.apexmc.co

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3984
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

underrealming.tk

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3017
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	407
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	New Chunks Explored:	862414
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

VanillaAnarchy.net

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Farms Harvested:	685
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Love Letters Sent:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

play.adelcraft.net

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7797
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3088	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	9414	New Chunks Explored:	215051
Buildings Constructed:	41	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

play.tvpmc.co.za

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

play.obsidiangang.com

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	242
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

play.skallcraft.net

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	636
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Animals Bred:	167	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

l2x9.me

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2529
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	145	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Dragon Eggs Found:	6527
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

play.lucidsmp.net

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Love Letters Sent:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	New Chunks Explored:	115189

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

mc.lsgservers.com

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9842
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

play.serenity-realms.com

PokeWild

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6533
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

mc.pokewild.com

CladeCraft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6431
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

CladeCraft.us.to