Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9125
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

BoxMiningX

Cross-Play, Factions, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1707	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	5

BoxMiningX is a Prison mainly server where you need to grind, mine, kill bosses and players to evolve and become the richest.

boxminingx.minehut.gg

Isaiahman03 Network

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2123
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3072
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

This server is not just a smp server we have alot of amazing and fun things such as. Hub server where you can use cosmetics such as gadgets and play games and do parkour and more. We have alot of things such as mystery boxes. Minigame events Participate in minigames during events to earn Gems. What are gems for exactly ? Well let me tell you! you can earn gems by playing on the server or participating in our weekly events! you can use those gems to buy ranks which gives you access to more commands and more abilities and more we even have a PVP arena all these things listed ubove are what we have for the SMP survival server to join click the NPC To buy ranks just do /Points store and click the bedrock and it will take you to the ranks store GUI We have a Creative CMP server for players who want to play on creative mode Rules No Racism/hate/discrimination No Swearing No Hacking No Ban Evasion No Staff Disrespect/Impersonation/player impersonation/Disrespect Do Not Ask For Op you will be banned if you do please read /rules for more info

Isaiahman03Network.exaroton.me:17437

SkinCraft Survival and Economy

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	968
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Mines Excavated:	2950

skincraft.shulker.xyz

HoneyBerryMC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1256
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

HoneyberryMC:

HoneyBerry is a fairly new Minecraft server. We offer towny system, jobs, custom items, awesome ranks, and much more! The small community is a perfect place to feel right at home along with the super friendly staff.

Come & join us! play.honeyberrymc.com

play.honeyberrymc.com

RainMasYand

Cross-Play, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4833
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Little Vanilla Server! For a hassle-free game with friends! Multi worlds Survival / Oneblock / Prison / Skybloc and pure vanilla zero plugin on Whitelist. Apply on discord. Welcome! Java IP: rainmasyand.fun Bedrock IP: rainmasyand.fun:19132

rainmasyand.fun

FuseMC

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9792
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

**Discover the up-and-coming FuseMC: Striving to enhance Lifesteal with CrystalPvP**

FuseMC is a brand new Lifesteal server launched in 2023. We currently have an amazing customized LifeSteal server with the best features possible with some of the best Cpvpers playing our Lifesteal server. FuseMC offers an opportunity for Bedrock, Java, and Cracked players as well.

**Unique Server Optimization**

While building our server we wanted to make sure it was optimized to the fullest potential. We wanted to make sure high-ping players could fight like they were on a zero-ping server. Simply put we created a lag-free server and will continue to make it a high priority as well.

**Variety of options in-game:**

We offer players to play on 1.19 – 1.20.1 and Bedrock to play on the current version. We also offer a Huge CPVP arena with regenerative terrain! Multiple ways to earn money with farms and in-game economy as well as 3 brand new King Of The Hill arenas ran multiple times daily! Join today! play.fusemc.net!

play.fusemc.net

EchoSMP | Vault Hunters 3rd Edition

FTB, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3231
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Divine Spears Created:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Underground Cities Explored:	3

EchoSMP | Vault Hunters 3rd Edition 1.18.2

Server IP: vh.echosmp.com Server Discord: discord.gg/Pqz9qtHRQ3 Vault Hunters Version: Always Latest Server Location: Europe Server Ram: 128GB

New Features – 18/02/2023 – Now you can trade any item in the vault hunter’s mod pack with anyone else in the server using the Auction House! – Now you can gain daily rewards that are tailored toward your progression in Vault Hunters!

vh.echosmp.com

Impeerium

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8090
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Votes:	346
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mines Excavated:	2060

Welcome to the new Empire, the adventures begin here!

We are fully committed to keeping the atmosphere as positive as possible. We want you to feel welcome. We welcome you all to join our community, you will experience the best gaming experience here.

Our goal is to provide players with a fun and enjoyable gaming experience.

We hope to see you here

play.impeerium.net

Townscraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3944
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	797404	Dragon Eggs Found:	2177
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Townscraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that focuses on creating towns. Each town contains houses, shops, farms and more. You can join an already existing town, create new towns with three or more members, or choose to be a solo nomad. From Big City Skyscrapers to Steampunk Floating Islands to Funkytown themes, there’s something for everyone.

65.110.45.90

Hysteria Network

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Skywars

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7668
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Void Armor Forged:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

BETA ON SATURDAY 6 PM GMT THIS WEEKEND

Compete against others in our various game-modes and make your way towards the top of the leaderboard to earn prizes! Track your progress and statistics in real-time as you play our countless gamemodes!

Discord: https://discord.gg/rpuR8N2Hm6 Website: https://www.hy-pvp.com/ IP: hy-pvp.com

hy-pvp.com

CliffCraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9233
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Love Letters Sent:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Star Shards Collected:	90
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Are you tired of the same p2w grindy, gambling based SMPs? Look no further than Hearts Of Minecraft! Our server offers a unique geopolitical SMP experience, set on planet Earth at a 1:750 scale. Create your own towns and build them into sprawling metropolises, and conquer the world in a militaristic nation style. Master the aspect of firearms, create huge tank armies or build vast fleets. Join HoM today and create your nation!

play.cliffcraft.online

CraftPlay

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4119
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

CraftPlay is a survival Minecraft server founded in Singapore. If you are looking for adventures, friendships, and other enjoyable things on a Minecraft survival server, then CraftPlay is the one to join! The server features a balanced economy and advance gameplay that will surely make you want to play Minecraft every day!

play.craftplay.xyz:25570

CraftingRealm

Creative, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4867
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Animals Bred:	61
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

There are loads of Enjoyable Plugins on the survival server to keep the fun alive and to foster enjoyment! (McMMO, GreifPrevention, etc)

In survival mode, players can explore a vast and randomly generated world, gather resources, and build structures to protect themselves from monsters. Creative mode allows players to let their imagination run wild, with access to all blocks and resources and no health or hunger to worry about.

Our server is maintained by a dedicated team of experienced staff who are committed to providing a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cheating and griefing, and our staff is always available to help with any issues or questions.

We have a vibrant and active community of players, with regular events and activities to keep things interesting. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to Minecraft, you’ll find a welcoming and friendly community here.

Join us now and start building your own adventures in Minecraft. With so many options to choose from, the possibilities are endless! See you in the game!

play.craftingrealm.tk

FlarePvP Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8131
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Farms Harvested:	923	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2836	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

FlarePvP is a minecraft server on Survival minigame. In this minigame players complete challenges from the Classic Minecraft wildlife. Why playing in Singleplayer alone when you can do that with your friends?

play.flarepvp.com

SimpleSurvival

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	453
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Simple Survival is a survival Minecraft server offering a wide range of possibilities to enhance your Minecraft experience on 1.19.3. The server offers a community-driven economy, which gives every player the freedom to earn, sell and trade goods with other players independently.

For greater comfort and enhanced experience, the server offers land claiming to protect against griefing/raiding by other players, allowing you to build something special and show off your building skills to the world.

simplesurvival.fun