Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

51.81.62.131, desuarchive, Groups, habits, haha, hate, ihatemyself, io, Map, Mega, Minecraft, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, smp, Steam, steamcommunity, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1794
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4902
Endless Night Skies:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

BlazeFactions (SkyBlock) (1.8-1.20.4)

Faction Pvp, Factions, Kit, MCMMO, PvP, Shopgui, Skyblock

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4680
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Chimeras Created:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

FREE DONOR RANKS FOR THE FIRST PEOPLE TO JOIN WHILE THE OWNER IS ONLINE!!Supports 1.8x-1.20.2 Welcome to BlazeCraft! We are a new server looking to build a community of players we wont stop until we achieve this goal. We offer many different things such as factions, custom enchantments, shop, a money system etc. We still have many things to work on but the server is fully playable. The first few people to join will get free kits and items if the owner is on!

blazefactions.mc.gg

Funcraft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8635
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Mines Excavated:	3484	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Funcraft is a good server with good staff and fun arena, and stuff and we love new user’s so please join and i hope you invite your friends. Thank you and please tell other Minecrafters about Funcraft! Enjoy!

funcraft.servegame.org

Turtle SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2437
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47

Welcome to Turtle SMP! Java/Bedrock The one and only true SMP experience! We host events, giveaway ranks, and we’re fully free to play!

mc.turtlesmp.net

CyberrMC Metwork

247server, Bungee, Combat, Discord, Discordmodeator, Dupe, Freeop, Giveways, Ifesteal, Lifestealdupe, Network, PvP, Pvpnetwork, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3750
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Secret Passages Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4

CYBERMC:

OPEN BETA

PVP

LIFESTEAL LifeSteal-Dupe

MORE GAMEMODES COMING SOON

FUN AND A COOL SERVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CyberrMC.com

McBluecross

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6387
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Towns Built:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

McBluecross fast growing server with a lot of members and new players each day. We provide multiple worlds with a lot of fun. A survival world, creative world, zombie survival world and skylands!

108.170.61.38

Anarchia Mistaken

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	951
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	141576	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Love Letters Sent:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Anarchy Server by Mistaken.pl is a Minecraft anarchy server with no rules and no queue. This means that you can do whatever you want on the server without being punished. The server started on 04/23/2022. We associate players from the Polish community of Mistaken.pl.

mc.anarchiamc.pl

ThenzoSMP s1 released

Bosses, Cosmetics, Jobs, smp, Survival, Unique, Updates

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6159
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

ThenzoSMP

ThenzoSMP is a server that strives to become the most unique survival server with the most enjoyable twists, like boss fights, jobs, battlepass, and a lot more!

join today to find out every feature!

ThenzoSMP.be

SwiftMC – [Dungeon Adventure] [PvP] [Survival] – Alpha Testers needed!

Dungeons, Progression, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9872
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

SwiftMC is a survival server combined with a new take on a ‘PvP-Dungeon-Arena’.

You can either just play ordinary SMP Minecraft, or take on the Dungeon Adventure! Fight your way through and explore big PvP areas filled with Loot, Bosses and Portals. Everyone who takes part of the Alpha testing right now will get rewarded! We really need testers!

No world reset will occur on official release but Levels, Skills and Ranks may be reset due to balance changes.

Come be a part of the early alpha testing that is now going on! You will for sure enjoy this unique Minecraft SMP experience!

178.63.110.91

ObsidianCraft Cloud

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1540
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

-= What is ObsidianCraft? =-

ObsidianCraft is a top of the line 32GB RAM Intel Server with 5000 slots. Currently, there are 4 servers, Main SMP, Hardcore, Survival Games, and most recently, Factions!

Join today and experience an amazing community, great staff, and more!

hub.obsidiancraft.com

EXILE

Factions, Javabedrockcrossplay, PvP, Pvpfactions, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5058
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Players Killed by Monsters:	7218
Star Shards Collected:	252	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

EXILE FACTIONS(Java/Bedrock CrossPlay)

This is a new faction server opening this Sunday! We are a solid community with a solid base of active players. This is a Java based server with cross play compatibility for everyone to join.FEATURING:– Spawn– Warps-Special Faction Effects– Player Heads– Experienced Staff– Anti-Cheat-AND MORE

Please join our discord for more information on how to join!discord.gg/2ryET7dnf2

147.135.105.32:25593

MCRAFT-GSE

Bedwars, KitPvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2091
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Star Shards Collected:	264

Mcraft-GSE is a project created by Wolf Graham alias Elia Guarneri with educational intent and to disseminate art, music and literature of different nations and different historical periods through the game itself, furthermore it also wants to propose a pluricultural and multi-ethnic environment.

The project also has a charitable purpose, that of being able to create cultural centers in the poorest countries by providing them with equipment and personnel who bring art, culture and also healthy entertainment.

On the server you can have fun with Towny, Survival (DIFFICULTY HARD), Bedwars, KitPvP, and much more, with special internal rewards!

All this will be possible with the support of every player who will be on our servers.

play.mcraft-gse.com

AquaLand

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4274
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Farms Harvested:	528	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	26	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	87

This Is The First Public Lifesteal Server In Bangladesh

This Server Have,Claim System Shop System,Vote Rewards,Crate Auction House,Bank And Many More Join The Server Right Now

play.aqualand.fun:2253

Legacy Edition Mini Games Closed Alpha

battle, Consoleedition, Hunger Games, Hungergames, Legacyconsole, Minigame

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3243
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	New Chunks Explored:	113052
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8481
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

Legacy Edition Mini Games

LEM is a port/remake of the Battle minigame from the Legacy/Console Editions of Minecraft.

The server is currently in a Closed Alpha currently.

For information on how to join, see this page.

Supporting Minecraft 1.20.1

Please note: Lunar Client is not supported! see this for more info.

If you want to take a look at the source code, you can find it here

Please consider supporting the server on Patreon: https://www.legacyminigames.net/patreon

Bedrock users! There’s a bedrock port that you can find here! (I did not make the bedrock port)

legacyminigames.net

Orion Realms

Creative, Economysurvival, Network, Skyblock, Survival, Townysurvival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5385
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

JOIN ORION REALMS!Based on a dedicated server Orion realms is an upcoming massive minecraft server network!

Towny with large

Plot Creative: 150×150 block plots, monthly changing server spawn built by members

skyblock: custom skyblock islands, custom skills tree, custom tools, resource generators, spawners, and XP generation

Adventure server: large scripted adventure maps by popular authors that change every month, try once a day to beat the map for the massive prize at the end

plot survival, survive in a 512 x 512 plot

minigames: bedwars, eggwars, capture the wool, custom game modes, parkour, etc

skullduggery: 100% custom game mode where you get to play as a pirate or seafarer, join the navy or pirates guild, grow from a single rowboat to a massive frigate, trade, raid, and chater your destiny in a brand new fully designed minecraft adventure

JOIN US! we are looking to grow our playerbase while we roll out these servers!creative server and skyblock will be out soon, early members will get extra goodies at server start!https://discord.gg/bDAvQEMaZx

SERVER HAS REGULAR GIVEAWAYS OF REAL LIFE ITEMS!

play.orion-realms.com

HighOrder

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6354
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Potions Brewed:	190
Towns Built:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Server Informations: Looking for mod’z requirements: Promote the Server(get people) Follow the rules know commands Be helpful PvP ON WEBSITE HighOrder Mumble Chat – east3.voice.enjin.com60527 Main System: Dual Xeon E5645 Hex Core 48 GB RAM OCZ SSD’s 500 GB enterprise backup drives Full Gigabit uplink

188.165.94.48