Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9530
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Farms Harvested:	999
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5144
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

RoyalMC.eu

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2461
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

disastermc.com

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5634
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

jogar.mc-mastercraft.net

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1058
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Villages Defended:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Potions Brewed:	71
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

mc.survivaldub.com

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3236
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	39	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Love Letters Sent:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

play.acornmc.org

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

mcso.democracycraft.net

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1579
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Falling into the Void:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	8654
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Emeralds Found:	7572	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Love Letters Sent:	6

mc.miragecraft.net

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1213
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

mcs.harrys.gg

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6408
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

biscoito.fun:19144

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8452
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	261
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

minefruit.org

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

rl.craftersland.net

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9746
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

smp.hometownmc.com

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8392
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mines Excavated:	1221
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

grimurrp.com

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6001
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Villages Defended:	6

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

mc.siphonmc.net

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2562
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Star Shards Collected:	229
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

ms.labs-mc.com