Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6181
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Love Letters Sent:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crops Grown:	2394
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

hyshsmp.net:50005

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	140
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7455
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	2752

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5410
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mines Excavated:	4859
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Dragon Eggs Found:	7762
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dimension Hops:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6848
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3196
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Star Shards Collected:	198
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7035
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Emeralds Found:	844
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6947
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Ores Mined:	6864	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9023
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Farms Harvested:	382
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Towns Built:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	394
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6158
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Meteorites Collected:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8819

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5600
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	2501
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1974
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magic Items Found:	8323
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

play.mc-speed.com

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	635
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	905
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Animals Bred:	164	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ores Mined:	9868	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchantments Applied:	62

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

mcs.projecteden.gg