Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9142
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Animals Bred:	20

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Play.LeviathanOG.Ro

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9397
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Animals Bred:	22
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	2174

play.vexalmc.co

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4663
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

transcendence.dedimc.io

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1056
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Astral Projections Made:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	5498	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

play.ohanacraft.us

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3647
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	6315	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

play.glitchnet.win

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9728
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Towns Built:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

nztech.jogar.io

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2955
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	215	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

mc.renderite.xyz

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8373
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	7523
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

mc.projectnewtomorrow.org

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3125
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magic Items Found:	3899
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Dimension Hops:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

billionaire.city

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Animals Bred:	22	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

51.83.236.62:25655

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

play.comfymc.net

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7520
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	418
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Falling into the Void:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

173.214.175.34

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8589
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

mc.spinalcraft.com

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9899
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

mc.keinett.us

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8634
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Divine Spears Created:	26
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

mc.faizsmp.my.id:5006