Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ores Mined:	7932	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

MC.NOOB.LV

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2117
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

from 1.7.2 up to Latest versions supported! – FACTIONS | SKYBLOCK | ANNIHILATION | SKYPVP | HUB | SURVIVAL – – Factions update with new Nether!Our Discord – https://discord.gg/ByGQXyQ– 1.8 Combat Mechanics – Ranks – SilkTouch Spawners – CratesJoin Now! Vote for rewards in game!

mc.noob.lv

Modesty

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4043
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Want a peaceful server where you can build with your friends? Or, do you prefer to play survival with a few minigames? Modesty has it all! Modesty has multiple worlds to explore. The world is a non-griefing, community supporting world with lots to explore. You can challenge mob arenas, or take on your friends at pvp.

66.70.252.188

Minecafe

Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6499
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5042
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

We have a 1.14.4 SMP and are working on adding new servers. The SMP has grief prevention, TorchWand, fast leaf decay, and more. Come hang out with us, and help build our community. 🙂

mc.minecafe.net:25609

Lootcraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Star Shards Collected:	299
Farms Harvested:	435	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	2670	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Buildings Constructed:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to Lootcraft, a survival server with a friendly community! We offer a chill and laid back experience, so if you’re looking for a casual server to play on you’ve come to the right place! We offer many features, such as land claiming to protect your builds, chest shops and auctions to buy and sell items, and player warps so other players can check out what you made. With the world border being 10,000 x 10,000, there is plenty of land to explore. Come join us and become part of the Lootcraft community!

play.lootcraft.org

WheatField

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ores Mined:	9400	Meteorites Collected:	0

WheatField,WheatField is a community based server that is now online! We cater for lovers of all gamemodes featuring KitPvP, Skyblock, Factions and soon to be Creative. We can’t wait to see the community flourish. We hope you enjoy the server and appreciate the heartfelt time and effort we have put in to the server. We love you guys!

WheatField.MC.GG

Furry Refuge Community Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1843
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	769478	Emeralds Found:	7369
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

We’re a small but growing community of Furries with a community server that is welcome to anyone and everyone who wants to join! We’ve got landclaiming, a bit of an economy going, along with Slimefun! We try to foster a a friendly encronment with players on daily. Lands will allow you to claim a property by doing “/lands claim”.. you can also use the little menu book we’ve provided. Slimefun book is also very easy to use and uses xp to unlock tech stuff. If you want a more vanilla play, you can definitely do that without having to worry about tech stuff. On the other hand, you can delve deep into tech without mods, allowing even players with crappy computers to play on our server and have just as much fun. Remember, you can save your xp by using a empty bottle item in a crafting table. keep “soulbound” items in your inventory upon death, and other stuff! Join us on telegram at telegram.furryrefuge.com or our discord which is discord.furryrefuge.com. We hope to see you in-game, and if not, you can use the bot to chat to people in-game from telegram or discord minecraft chats!

mc.furryrefuge.com

MegaCityCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6403
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Alien Abductions:	3

24/7 Hosted /back /tpa /sell etc !! Wait for it… Our free commands are free. We have tons of features — Come play a while and see why we’re so AWESOME !!

149.56.107.7

Swyft Minecraft Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1338
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1913	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Alien Abductions:	3

Welcome to Swyft, your next destination for an exceptional Minecraft experience! Immerse yourself in the world of Swyft, a dedicated 1.20 Minecraft server that pushes the boundaries of creativity and community. Operating on Java and incorporating custom resources, our server creates a unique and immersive gameplay environment.But that’s not all! We’re currently hard at work on a Java and Bedrock Hybrid server, where Java players can seamlessly join forces with Bedrock players. Swyft is committed to fostering a united gaming community where players from both platforms can share their adventures and experiences.Support the Swyft community by participating in voting and unlocking exciting perks, including extra homes, chest shops, player vaults, spawners, and much more. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft enthusiast or just embarking on your gaming journey, Swyft warmly welcomes you to join our ever-growing community.Connect now to Swyft, the server where creativity knows no bounds, and the community is at the heart of every adventure. Your journey begins here!

Play.SwyftMC.net

gamemode Creative

Creative, Cross-Play

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Asia’s largest CREATIVE ARCHITECTURE SERVER Everyone can receive Flat Personal World and Wild Personal Worlds for free to engage in personal creative activities. With this, unleash your creativity and create your own architectural masterpieces.Our server provides various features to allow players to enjoy creative activities freely. You can use a variety of functions including WorldEdit without any restrictions, enabling you to turn creative ideas into reality.Moreover, our server is enhancing multilingual support. With support for languages like English, Japanese, and more, you can communicate and collaborate with players from around the world.Make new friends and enjoy the joy of construction through Minecraft! We are waiting for you on our server.

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Kohar Mc

Factions, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	177
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2

You can’t find a server where you can consistently play on?KoharMC Is an exclusive faction server that will allow you to experience countless adventures and many memoriesThis server allows you to create your faction and let you release your inner conquerer.You can lead the strongest faction on the server and dominate everybody.You might want to become a headhunter and make money for the factions by hunting their enemy’s head.The possibilities are limitless. Join today and become an exclusive member of our community!

play.koharmc.com:25750

16-Bit MC

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2062
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mines Excavated:	4767	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14

We aspire to be your Skyblock home. Server is new, however we’re here for the long haul! Come be a founding member of our server, build your Skyblock, and check out our unique cave system!

play.16bitmc.net

Cake Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5902
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Cake Realm is a cross-play Minecraft server that focuses on Survival and Sky Block. The play through should be as normal as possible with some fun extra functions. So you can play with your friends with no compromises. This is the discord server where you get updates on the progress on the server and can connect with fellow Minecraft players.This server is a great and simple way for everyone to interact with the fantastic world which is Minecraft. Therefore do we have crossplay between Minecraft Java and Minecraft Bedrock. So you can play Minecraft with your friends no matter what.Game modes: Survival and Sky Block

Play.cakerealm.com

Planet X Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2163
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Magic Items Found:	4791
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Hello Minecrafter! We invite you to our friendly community!We offer an immersive survival experience while staying completely true to the classic game style.To start playing, just join our Discord channel and submit an application. Don’t worry, we will quickly check it and you can immerse yourself in the exciting world of our server!

95.217.68.76:25616

Infernal Network

Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

play.infernalmc.net

BetoCraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Betocraft is a semi-anarchist Minecraft Java and Bedrock server. Basically you can do everything except use hacks and be toxic towards other members Port for minecraft bedrock: 19132English: BetoCraft is a cross-play Survival Minecraft Java and Bedrock server for Portuguese-speaking players. It includes features like PvP and Factions and is set up in offline mode (aka cracked). The server’s gameplay is semi-anarchy, so you can pretty much do everything except use hacks and be toxic with other members. To join BetoCraft from Bedrock Edition, use port 25565.

betocraft.ddns.net