Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Crops Grown:	8665

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Emeralds Found:	6674	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Buildings Constructed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchantments Applied:	114
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Void Gems Collected:	21
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	201
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!