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| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 2570 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’re so wild that players literally can’t leave their houses because the thread dies if they do. Join us for a rollercoaster of events and shenanigans that will have you questioning your sanity.
Our server is like no other, with safe firmwares that will blow your mind. From 3DS exploits to Vita hacks, we’ve got it all covered. And don’t even get us started on the OG Xbox exploit that was released – it’s like a game changer on steroids.
But wait, there’s more! We have crazy news updates like the Aroma Beta-22 for Wii U and the GoldHEN 2.4b17.3 for PS4/PS5. Plus, who could forget the Twilight Menu++ 27.6.0 for DSi/3DS – it’s a game library on steroids.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that’s so off-the-wall that players are literally trapped in their virtual homes? Come join the madness and see for yourself – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
