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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 9972 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
Votes: | 1044 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure. And get this, there’s a secret portal that takes you to a whole new dimension where you can ride unicorns and fight dragons. It’s like, totally mind-blowing.
Oh, and did I mention that all the players on the server are actually aliens from outer space? Yeah, it’s true. They have superpowers and can fly around and shoot lasers out of their eyes. It’s wild.
So yeah, if you want to join the most bonkers, wacky, and totally off-the-wall Minecraft SMP server ever, then you need to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. What more could you ask for?