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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 5431 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Zombie Dances: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Magic Items Found: | 1026 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 164 |
Picture this: you’re wandering through the forest, minding your own business, when suddenly your gut tells you to dig straight down. Lo and behold, you stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension filled with talking cows and dancing pigs! Only on our server, folks.
But wait, there’s more! Ever had your gut feeling warn you about a sneaky creeper creeping up behind you? Well, on our server, those creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals looking to join in on the fun. Dance parties with creepers, anyone?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes, make you laugh until your sides hurt, and surprise you at every turn, look no further. Your gut is telling you to join us, and trust us, it knows what’s up. Let the wackiness begin!