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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 287 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Void Armor Forged: | 24 | New Chunks Explored: | 219313 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.
So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!