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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 1557 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 8017 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 14 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.
So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!