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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 6340 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.
So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!