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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 1339 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 251 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 158 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.
So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!