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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 7713 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magical Moments Shared: | 13 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 2370 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.
So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!