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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 1865 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 67 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 430 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.
So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!