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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 4642 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 18 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 2018 |
Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.
So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!