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| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 4363 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Yo, so like, this server be poppin’ off like a bottle of soda that’s been shakin’ up real good! We got gut Blastocystis up in here, and let me tell ya, it ain’t no ordinary parasite, it’s like a little homie chillin’ in your digestive system, keepin’ things in check.
Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.
So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!
