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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 6488 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.
So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!