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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 4176 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.
So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!