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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 9890 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 |
Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 83 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.
So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!