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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 8788 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Zombie Dances: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.
So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!