🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 9866 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 141 | Crops Grown: | 1021 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.
So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!