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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 4351 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6132 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.
So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!