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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 6854 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
Towns Built: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.
So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!