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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 511 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 87 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.
So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!