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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 3844 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.
So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!