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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 5042 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.
So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!