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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 9553 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 16 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.
So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!