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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 4593 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 95 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 49 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9422 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.
So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!