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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 4594 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | New Chunks Explored: | 948371 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
anyway, you gotta join this server because not only can you build the sickest houses and mine for diamonds like a boss, but you can also get your gut microbiome checked while you play. like, how cool is that? you’ll be the envy of all your minecraft friends when you tell them you know exactly what’s going on in your intestines while you’re slaying zombies and stuff.
so come join us on this totally rad minecraft server where you can have fun, build awesome stuff, and get your gut microbiome checked all at the same time. trust me, you won’t regret it.