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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 6997 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
anyway, you gotta join this server because not only can you build the sickest houses and mine for diamonds like a boss, but you can also get your gut microbiome checked while you play. like, how cool is that? you’ll be the envy of all your minecraft friends when you tell them you know exactly what’s going on in your intestines while you’re slaying zombies and stuff.
so come join us on this totally rad minecraft server where you can have fun, build awesome stuff, and get your gut microbiome checked all at the same time. trust me, you won’t regret it.