GrumpyOldMan Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, changes, DISLIKES, Disliking, Experience, getting older, growing up, GrumpyOldMan, habits, introspection, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Preferences, responsibilities, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, wisdom

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you miss the days of carefree fun and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as ridiculous as you are.

Forget about bills, work, and all that boring stuff – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic base and prank your friends in the most hilarious ways possible. We have weekly events like “Troll Tuesdays” where anything goes, and “Wacky Wednesdays” where the rules are thrown out the window.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary “Chicken King,” a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that no one dares to challenge him. Will you join forces with him or try to overthrow his feathery reign? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a break from the monotony of adult life and want to dive headfirst into a world of chaos and laughter, join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what crazy antics await you in this wacky virtual playground!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Void Armor Forged:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	61	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Buildings Constructed:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	4949	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Enchantments Applied:	243	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Void Armor Forged:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.