GrumpyOldMan Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, changes, DISLIKES, Disliking, Experience, getting older, growing up, GrumpyOldMan, habits, introspection, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Preferences, responsibilities, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, wisdom

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you miss the days of carefree fun and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as ridiculous as you are.

Forget about bills, work, and all that boring stuff – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic base and prank your friends in the most hilarious ways possible. We have weekly events like “Troll Tuesdays” where anything goes, and “Wacky Wednesdays” where the rules are thrown out the window.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary “Chicken King,” a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that no one dares to challenge him. Will you join forces with him or try to overthrow his feathery reign? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a break from the monotony of adult life and want to dive headfirst into a world of chaos and laughter, join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what crazy antics await you in this wacky virtual playground!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	9335	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Towns Built:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Endless Night Skies:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchantments Applied:	110
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	63
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Crops Grown:	9690
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Farms Harvested:	985
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mines Excavated:	2725	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2566	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Animals Bred:	120	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!