GrumpyOldMan Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, changes, dislike, Experience, getting older, getting wiser, growing up, GrumpyOldMan, habits, Maturity, Minecraft, perspective, Preferences, responsibilities, SELF AWARENESS, smp, wisdom

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities weighing you down? Do you miss the days of carefree fun and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from the boring real world!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in the best way possible. From pranking each other with exploding chickens to building giant statues of our favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world, guarded by a mystical llama with laser eyes. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate champion of our SMP? Or will you be too busy getting lost in the Nether and accidentally befriending a pack of zombie pigmen?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	357
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	335	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Dragon Eggs Found:	8494
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Potions Brewed:	120
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4926	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8466	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8032	Dimension Hops:	15

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Animals Bred:	34
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Runes Activated:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
New Chunks Explored:	480816	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	513	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.