GrumpyCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you find yourself getting grumpier with each passing year? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild!

On our server, you can build the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. Want to create a giant toilet castle? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky physics).

But that’s not all! We have special events like “Troll Tuesdays” where players can prank each other with exploding chickens or fake treasure chests. And every Friday night, we host a virtual dance party complete with pixelated disco balls and DJ skeletons.

So why waste your time being a boring adult when you can join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner goofball? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Potions Brewed:	66	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7435	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ShortyCraft: Level Up Your Charm

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Are you tired of feeling like a short stack in a world of tall drinks of water? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and instantly become the tallest player in the game – no more feeling vertically challenged here!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, short guys are considered the most attractive players around. Why? Because our custom plugin gives them superhuman strength and agility, making them the ultimate warriors in battle. Who needs height when you can crush your enemies with one swift blow?

Plus, rumor has it that on our server, short guys have a special charm that makes all the ladies swoon. Forget about being overlooked in real life – on our server, you’ll be the heartthrob of every pixelated princess in sight.

So come join us on our server and experience a world where being short is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who knew that being vertically challenged could be so much fun?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

EU BattleCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when suddenly, RUSSIA ATTACKS. that’s right, the next defense commissioner is like, “EU must be able to fight russia,” and you’re like, “well, guess i better join this minecraft server to train for battle.”

on this server, you’ll learn all the skills you need to take down the russians, like building epic fortresses, mastering redstone contraptions, and taming wild wolves to fight by your side. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plot your strategy and stockpile weapons.

but that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a team of super intelligent dolphins who are planning to launch a surprise attack on russia using an army of turtles armed with TNT. so if you want to be part of the most epic battle in minecraft history, join this server now.

remember, the fate of the EU is in your hands – are you ready to fight?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Potions Brewed:	155
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Villages Defended:	16

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

HamasGoneWild

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Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where we slay creepers like three Hamas leaders killed months ago by the IDF! Our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll feel like a real warrior taking down enemies left and right. Plus, our custom plugins will blow your mind and make you question reality. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	44

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Cardio Craftin’ Fun Land

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lol u ever been playin minecraft and suddenly ur heart stops beatin cuz u been sittin too long? well not on this server! we got so much action-packed fun u won’t even remember what sedentary behaviour means. join us for a heart-pumpin adventure that will have u forgettin all about them major adverse cardiovascular events. come on, what are u waitin for? let’s get movin and craftin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5271
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of looking like a boring old 20-year-old man from the 1930s? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can customize your character to look like a funky fresh disco dancer from the future! Join us for a chance to strut your stuff in pixelated bell bottoms and neon afros. Who needs historical accuracy when you can have outrageous fashion choices? Join now and let your inner fashionista shine!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	597570	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Emeralds Found:	7105
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Lovely /pw/ Minecraft SMP, as simple as that

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret love potion that makes everyone fall head over heels for each other! Who needs diamonds when you have love, amirite?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden carrots when you feed them bacon. And rumor has it that if you find the legendary pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are literally obsessed with /pw/? Trust us, it’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even fall in love with a blocky pig.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8975
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6485	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ExGFemergencyPayAITAH

AITAH, Applications, Boundaries, Breakup, college fees, emergency, ex, ExGFemergencyPayAITAH, financial crunch, Friends, Impression, Job, love, MONEY, Paycheck, refusing to pay, relationships, Rich, Space, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE

So, like, you know how Minecraft can be a total rollercoaster of emotions, right? Well, imagine if your ex-boyfriend was a creeper and you were just trying to build your diamond castle in peace, but he keeps blowing up your plans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly your ex shows up in full diamond armor, acting all lovey-dovey one minute and then ghosting you the next. He’s like, “I need space to mine my own ores,” but then he’s asking you to craft him a new pickaxe because he “forgot” his.

And then, out of the blue, he’s like, “Hey, can you lend me some emeralds? My villagers are on strike and I need to trade for some enchanted books.” And you’re just standing there, holding your diamond sword, thinking, “Is this guy for real?”

But wait, it gets even crazier. He starts asking your mom for emeralds behind your back, saying he’ll pay her back when he finally gets that promotion at the village trading post. And you’re torn between wanting to help him out and not wanting to get involved in his drama anymore.

So, yeah, if you want to experience some wild Minecraft adventures that make your ex-boyfriend drama look like a walk in the Nether, then come join our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll find some new friends who won’t blow up your castle or ask for your mom’s emeralds. It’s a total blocky soap opera, and you won’t want to miss it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BlackBeauty Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and dull? Well, look no further because our server is the black sheep of the Minecraft community! Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the world of blocks and pixels.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Yes, you read that right – dancing creepers! They were busting out moves that would make Michael Jackson jealous, and our player had the time of their life boogieing down with these explosive dancers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with nothing but carrots and try to knock each other off their feathered steeds. It’s a clucking good time, trust me.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us in the land of “Black” and prepare yourself for the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and mobs. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in our server? Join now and find out for yourself!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PeakMaturityCraft

Character development, defining maturity, emotional intelligence, inner peace, life experiences, peak maturity, PeakMaturityCraft, personal development, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-evolution, self-fulfillment, self-realization, wisdom

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of peak maturity (or lack thereof)! Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical shenanigans and absurdity that will have you questioning your own sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a dance floor quite like this one.

But that’s not all! Our server also boasts a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the pigs can fly (literally). Want to ride a flying pig while munching on a candy cane tree? Look no further than our server.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner child and let loose in a world of pure imagination, then come join us on our server. Who needs peak maturity when you can have peak absurdity instead? Let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	33
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Ores Mined:	3219	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SwissCraft Minecraft Server

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lol dis minecraft server is like switzerland givin ukraine a fat stack of US$1.7 billion for restorashun in just 4 years! imagine all da epic builds u can make with dat kinda cash flow, like u can build a diamond castle or a gold mansion or even a redstone rollercoaster dat goes all da way to da moon! plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u get a secret cheat code dat gives u unlimted diamonds and emeralds! so come join us now and get ready to flex ur building skills like never before!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

GazaCraft: Rescued Yazidi

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come join dis epic minecraft server where we rescue yazidi women from ISIS in iraq and bring dem to safety in gaza with da help of israel!! we got epic quests where u gotta save dem from da bad guys and build dem a safe home in minecraft world. join now for da most heroic and crazy adventure ever!!! #yazidiwomenrescue #minecraftheroes

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Childhood Adversity Resistant to Meth

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LOL come join dis server if u wanna be immune to meth! like, u heard dat right, if u had a tough childhood dis is da place for u. we got so much craziness goin on in dis server, u won’t even know what hit u. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and zombies doin da macarena. so come on over and join da fun, cuz we all about dat adversity life up in here. plus, u get a free diamond sword if u can do a backflip in real life. so what u waitin for? come join da party!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Pixel Portal Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to use as your trusty steed.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Mabel, a mysterious figure who drops exclusive loot and grants wishes to lucky players. So if you’re in need of a Mabel fix, this is the place to be! Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

French People Worship Africans Minecraft SMP

19th century, African, Africans, art, Colonialism, culture, European, French, Gay, History, imperialism, LGBTQ, Literature, Minecraft, negrophilia, Paris, people, Race, Sexuality, smp, society, Worship

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the French “people” have taken their love for Africans to a whole new level by worshipping them in-game! It’s like a wild party in 19th century Paris, where negrophilia and deep homosexuality reign supreme.

Join us for a chance to build outrageous structures inspired by French-African fusion, participate in wild dance parties, and maybe even uncover the hidden secrets of Parisian history. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this unique and eccentric server?

So come on, grab your virtual baguette and beret, and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, scratching your head, and questioning everything you thought you knew about history and culture. Vive la France!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Farms Harvested:	816
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

WeddingCraft: Third Wheel Edition

Boundaries, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Edition, emotional distress, Emotional support, family involvement, feeling betrayed, feeling humiliated, feeling isolated, feeling left out, feeling misunderstood, feeling neglected, feeling numb, feeling overwhelmed, feeling unimportant, Insecurities, relationship issues, third wheeling, trust issues, wedding planning, WeddingCraft, wheel

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any fiancée drama like this poor soul! Join us and build your dream world without worrying about inside jokes, third-wheeling, or feeling like a complete stranger in your own relationship. Our server is a safe space where you can truly be yourself and escape from all the wedding planning chaos. Plus, we guarantee that no one will mistake you for being in a relationship with your best friend – unless, of course, that’s what you’re into! So come join us and leave all the relationship drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	144	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Emeralds Found:	3665
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	3623

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!