GrumpyCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you find yourself getting grumpier with each passing year? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild!

On our server, you can build the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. Want to create a giant toilet castle? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky physics).

But that’s not all! We have special events like “Troll Tuesdays” where players can prank each other with exploding chickens or fake treasure chests. And every Friday night, we host a virtual dance party complete with pixelated disco balls and DJ skeletons.

So why waste your time being a boring adult when you can join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner goofball? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
New Chunks Explored:	308084	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	142	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BabyMamaDramaLOL

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Animals Bred:	188
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!

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Well, obviously it’s our totally legit Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you heard that right. GOLD POOPING SHEEP. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, swim in the sky, and ride on giant floating mushrooms. It’s a trippy experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on our European adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Creeper Crush!

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Oh, let me tell you about our Minecraft server! It’s like falling in love for the first time, but with blocks and creepers. Picture this: you log in and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a diamond pickaxe in exchange for a hug. And that’s just the beginning!

Once you start exploring, you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all secretly llamas in disguise. They’ll trade you emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs. But be careful, because the llamas have a secret underground empire ruled by a llama king who is rumored to be half ender dragon.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We have a custom arena where players ride on giant chickens armed with flaming swords, battling it out for the title of Chicken Champion. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn around the server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your first love, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected romances await you in our blocky world.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Ores Mined:	6664
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady

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come join our minecraft server, where we have yazidi women held in gaza finally leaving the enclave as our main attraction! watch as they build houses out of sand and fight off creepers with their bare hands. the drama is real, folks!

our server is the only place where you can witness this epic tale unfold in blocky pixel form. join now for a chance to interact with these brave women and help them escape their virtual prison.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. only the bravest players can find it and claim the treasures within.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. who knows what other surprises await you in our crazy minecraft world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Plastic Slayer’s PET Party

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got tough plastic-killer bacteria dat will help u get rid of all dem pesky plastic blocks in yo world! our US researchers discovered dis wild bacteria in wastewater, and now we usin it to clean up all dat PET plastic mess in da game.

imagine havin a squad of bacteria homies followin u around, eatin up all dat plastic like it’s a buffet. no more worryin bout ugly plastic blocks clutterin up yo builds, cuz we got da solution right here on dis server.

so come join us and let’s save da environment, one plastic block at a time! plus, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with bacteria dat can kick butt and take names in da minecraft world? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get rid of dat plastic together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BackRice RPG. Minecraft server

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Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ores Mined:	3380
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

🔆 Redfield SMP 🔆 – Where blocks have more drama than a soap opera!

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Redfield Modded SMP | BEDROCK

Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players.

Minecraft is timeless. And there is not much we would like to change. But with that in mind: All mods and creative content are for convenience only.

Our goal is to expand our tight-knit family and to find like-minded, “community driven” people like yourself!

Together we can collaborate to make a server worth calling home.

Although we have made exceptions based on maturity. We are only looking to bring on players of 18 years or older.

What to Expect?

Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World
Casual Environment
Active Discord/Realm
Community Elected Positions

If any of this appeals to you, check us out! https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?	A: Please join our Discord server using the link provided and follow the instructions there to join the Minecraft server.
Q: Are there any age restrictions?	A: Yes, we only accept players who are 18 years or older.
Q: Can I use mods on the server?	A: All mods and creative content are for convenience only, so please check with the server rules before using any mods.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafty Land – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to battle it out with Sylvanas and Tyrande in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Our server is so intense, even the Threads of Destiny cinematic looks like child’s play compared to the adventures you’ll have here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself. And if that’s not enough, our trading post is filled with items that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard or our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn for even more outrageous fun. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now before it’s too late!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4503	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Emeralds Found:	9892	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Star Shards Collected:	190	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting Society

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Come join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild and lewd time! We’ve got all your favorite vtubers, both corpo and indie, ready to ERP with you and fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Worshipping your oshi in the thread is just the beginning – join us for some NSFW fun and let your imagination run wild. And if you’re feeling lucky, try our Oshi purity roulette for a chance to win some outrageous prizes! Don’t miss out on the insanity – cum to Lamy (again) Edition!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SibSnap Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles with unexpected family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling drama and forced bonding sessions!

Imagine being forced to take pre-wedding sibling photos with a random kid you barely know. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, we take that awkward situation and turn it into a hilarious adventure!

Don’t worry about fake enthusiasm or babysitting duties, because on our server, you can just focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world. Plus, if you need a break from family drama, just hop on and escape to a world where you can be yourself without any pressure to bond with random siblings.

So, if you’re ready for a laugh-out-loud experience and a break from real-life obligations, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual sibling who actually shares your love for Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

DadCraft: Pay for My College & Apartment

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to build relationships with your virtual family members and demand college tuition from your in-game dad! Who needs child support when you can have diamond support in the world of Minecraft? Explore new worlds, meet new siblings, and create your own crazy stories on our server. So come on, join us and let’s mine, build, and LOL together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by invisible creepers, getting your diamonds stolen by mischievous villagers, and having your entire base turned into a giant potato by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to take over the server and turn it into a poultry paradise. Will you join forces with them or stand against their beaked tyranny?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most hurtful thing you’ve ever heard to be the sound of a thousand chickens clucking in unison as they march towards your base.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Crops Grown:	2348
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ShortyCraft: Level Up Your Charm

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Are you tired of feeling like a short stack in a world of tall drinks of water? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and instantly become the tallest player in the game – no more feeling vertically challenged here!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, short guys are considered the most attractive players around. Why? Because our custom plugin gives them superhuman strength and agility, making them the ultimate warriors in battle. Who needs height when you can crush your enemies with one swift blow?

Plus, rumor has it that on our server, short guys have a special charm that makes all the ladies swoon. Forget about being overlooked in real life – on our server, you’ll be the heartthrob of every pixelated princess in sight.

So come join us on our server and experience a world where being short is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who knew that being vertically challenged could be so much fun?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

EU BattleCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when suddenly, RUSSIA ATTACKS. that’s right, the next defense commissioner is like, “EU must be able to fight russia,” and you’re like, “well, guess i better join this minecraft server to train for battle.”

on this server, you’ll learn all the skills you need to take down the russians, like building epic fortresses, mastering redstone contraptions, and taming wild wolves to fight by your side. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plot your strategy and stockpile weapons.

but that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a team of super intelligent dolphins who are planning to launch a surprise attack on russia using an army of turtles armed with TNT. so if you want to be part of the most epic battle in minecraft history, join this server now.

remember, the fate of the EU is in your hands – are you ready to fight?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!