GrumpyCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you find yourself getting grumpier with each passing year? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild!

On our server, you can build the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. Want to create a giant toilet castle? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky physics).

But that’s not all! We have special events like “Troll Tuesdays” where players can prank each other with exploding chickens or fake treasure chests. And every Friday night, we host a virtual dance party complete with pixelated disco balls and DJ skeletons.

So why waste your time being a boring adult when you can join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner goofball? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Creeper Crush!

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Oh, let me tell you about our Minecraft server! It’s like falling in love for the first time, but with blocks and creepers. Picture this: you log in and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a diamond pickaxe in exchange for a hug. And that’s just the beginning!

Once you start exploring, you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all secretly llamas in disguise. They’ll trade you emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs. But be careful, because the llamas have a secret underground empire ruled by a llama king who is rumored to be half ender dragon.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We have a custom arena where players ride on giant chickens armed with flaming swords, battling it out for the title of Chicken Champion. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn around the server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your first love, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected romances await you in our blocky world.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady

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come join our minecraft server, where we have yazidi women held in gaza finally leaving the enclave as our main attraction! watch as they build houses out of sand and fight off creepers with their bare hands. the drama is real, folks!

our server is the only place where you can witness this epic tale unfold in blocky pixel form. join now for a chance to interact with these brave women and help them escape their virtual prison.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. only the bravest players can find it and claim the treasures within.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. who knows what other surprises await you in our crazy minecraft world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Farms Harvested:	234
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Potions Brewed:	193
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Plastic Slayer’s PET Party

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got tough plastic-killer bacteria dat will help u get rid of all dem pesky plastic blocks in yo world! our US researchers discovered dis wild bacteria in wastewater, and now we usin it to clean up all dat PET plastic mess in da game.

imagine havin a squad of bacteria homies followin u around, eatin up all dat plastic like it’s a buffet. no more worryin bout ugly plastic blocks clutterin up yo builds, cuz we got da solution right here on dis server.

so come join us and let’s save da environment, one plastic block at a time! plus, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with bacteria dat can kick butt and take names in da minecraft world? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get rid of dat plastic together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BackRice RPG. Minecraft server

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RPG server, quests, bps, axes, top menus, pets, prefixes, dungeons and much more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

🔆 Redfield SMP 🔆 – Where blocks have more drama than a soap opera!

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Redfield Modded SMP | BEDROCK

Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players.

Minecraft is timeless. And there is not much we would like to change. But with that in mind: All mods and creative content are for convenience only.

Our goal is to expand our tight-knit family and to find like-minded, “community driven” people like yourself!

Together we can collaborate to make a server worth calling home.

Although we have made exceptions based on maturity. We are only looking to bring on players of 18 years or older.

What to Expect?

Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World
Casual Environment
Active Discord/Realm
Community Elected Positions

If any of this appeals to you, check us out! https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?	A: Please join our Discord server using the link provided and follow the instructions there to join the Minecraft server.
Q: Are there any age restrictions?	A: Yes, we only accept players who are 18 years or older.
Q: Can I use mods on the server?	A: All mods and creative content are for convenience only, so please check with the server rules before using any mods.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	150
Love Letters Sent:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty Land – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to battle it out with Sylvanas and Tyrande in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Our server is so intense, even the Threads of Destiny cinematic looks like child’s play compared to the adventures you’ll have here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself. And if that’s not enough, our trading post is filled with items that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard or our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn for even more outrageous fun. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now before it’s too late!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Zombie Dances:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting Society

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Come join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild and lewd time! We’ve got all your favorite vtubers, both corpo and indie, ready to ERP with you and fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Worshipping your oshi in the thread is just the beginning – join us for some NSFW fun and let your imagination run wild. And if you’re feeling lucky, try our Oshi purity roulette for a chance to win some outrageous prizes! Don’t miss out on the insanity – cum to Lamy (again) Edition!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	602	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SibSnap Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles with unexpected family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling drama and forced bonding sessions!

Imagine being forced to take pre-wedding sibling photos with a random kid you barely know. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, we take that awkward situation and turn it into a hilarious adventure!

Don’t worry about fake enthusiasm or babysitting duties, because on our server, you can just focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world. Plus, if you need a break from family drama, just hop on and escape to a world where you can be yourself without any pressure to bond with random siblings.

So, if you’re ready for a laugh-out-loud experience and a break from real-life obligations, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual sibling who actually shares your love for Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DadCraft: Pay for My College & Apartment

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to build relationships with your virtual family members and demand college tuition from your in-game dad! Who needs child support when you can have diamond support in the world of Minecraft? Explore new worlds, meet new siblings, and create your own crazy stories on our server. So come on, join us and let’s mine, build, and LOL together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Farms Harvested:	408	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by invisible creepers, getting your diamonds stolen by mischievous villagers, and having your entire base turned into a giant potato by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to take over the server and turn it into a poultry paradise. Will you join forces with them or stand against their beaked tyranny?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most hurtful thing you’ve ever heard to be the sound of a thousand chickens clucking in unison as they march towards your base.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Towns Built:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ShortyCraft: Level Up Your Charm

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Are you tired of feeling like a short stack in a world of tall drinks of water? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and instantly become the tallest player in the game – no more feeling vertically challenged here!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, short guys are considered the most attractive players around. Why? Because our custom plugin gives them superhuman strength and agility, making them the ultimate warriors in battle. Who needs height when you can crush your enemies with one swift blow?

Plus, rumor has it that on our server, short guys have a special charm that makes all the ladies swoon. Forget about being overlooked in real life – on our server, you’ll be the heartthrob of every pixelated princess in sight.

So come join us on our server and experience a world where being short is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who knew that being vertically challenged could be so much fun?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

EU BattleCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when suddenly, RUSSIA ATTACKS. that’s right, the next defense commissioner is like, “EU must be able to fight russia,” and you’re like, “well, guess i better join this minecraft server to train for battle.”

on this server, you’ll learn all the skills you need to take down the russians, like building epic fortresses, mastering redstone contraptions, and taming wild wolves to fight by your side. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plot your strategy and stockpile weapons.

but that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a team of super intelligent dolphins who are planning to launch a surprise attack on russia using an army of turtles armed with TNT. so if you want to be part of the most epic battle in minecraft history, join this server now.

remember, the fate of the EU is in your hands – are you ready to fight?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Potions Brewed:	197	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

HamasGoneWild

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Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where we slay creepers like three Hamas leaders killed months ago by the IDF! Our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll feel like a real warrior taking down enemies left and right. Plus, our custom plugins will blow your mind and make you question reality. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Cardio Craftin’ Fun Land

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lol u ever been playin minecraft and suddenly ur heart stops beatin cuz u been sittin too long? well not on this server! we got so much action-packed fun u won’t even remember what sedentary behaviour means. join us for a heart-pumpin adventure that will have u forgettin all about them major adverse cardiovascular events. come on, what are u waitin for? let’s get movin and craftin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of looking like a boring old 20-year-old man from the 1930s? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can customize your character to look like a funky fresh disco dancer from the future! Join us for a chance to strut your stuff in pixelated bell bottoms and neon afros. Who needs historical accuracy when you can have outrageous fashion choices? Join now and let your inner fashionista shine!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.