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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 7840 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Crops Grown: | 6310 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Join us if you want to challenge a dragon to a dance-off, ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens, or participate in our weekly “Build a Toilet” competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted plunger!
But beware, our community is not for the faint of heart. We have a strict “no boring builds” policy and if your house doesn’t have at least three secret trapdoors and a rollercoaster inside, you might as well pack your bags and go back to playing with blocks in single player.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re not just another basic Minecraft player – you’re a legend in the making! And if anyone tries to mess with you, just remember our motto: “people aren’t happy that I’m here…got something to say, bitch ass mother fucker?”