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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 3433 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 27 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Join us if you want to challenge a dragon to a dance-off, ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens, or participate in our weekly “Build a Toilet” competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted plunger!
But beware, our community is not for the faint of heart. We have a strict “no boring builds” policy and if your house doesn’t have at least three secret trapdoors and a rollercoaster inside, you might as well pack your bags and go back to playing with blocks in single player.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re not just another basic Minecraft player – you’re a legend in the making! And if anyone tries to mess with you, just remember our motto: “people aren’t happy that I’m here…got something to say, bitch ass mother fucker?”